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IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, DO ITTTTTT

1. Ask and I'll answer...
2. 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
3. 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
4. 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
5. 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
6. 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
7. 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
8. 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
9. 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
10. 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
11. 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
12. 11: Top or bottom?
13. 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
14. 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
15. 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
16. 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
17. 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
18. 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
19. 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
20. 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
21. 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
22. 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
23. 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
24. 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
25. 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
26. 25: Biggest turn on:
27. 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
28. 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
29. 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
30. 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
31. 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
32. 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
33. 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
34. 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
35. 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
36. 35: What your favorite part of your body:
37. 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
38. 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
39. 38: What do you wear to bed?
40. 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
41. 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
42. 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
43. 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
44. 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
45. 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
46. 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
47. 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
48. 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
49. 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
50. 49: Most attractive celebrity?
51. 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
52. 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
53. 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
54. 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
55. 54: Do you have stretch marks?
56. 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
57. 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
58. 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
59. 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
60. 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
61. 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
62. 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
63. 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
64. 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
65. 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
66. 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
67. 66: Do you watch porn?
68. 67: How small is too small?
69. 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
70. 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
71. 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
72. 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
73. 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
74. 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
75. 74: Booty or Boobs?
76. 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
77. 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
78. 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
79. 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
80. 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
81. 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
82. 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina